5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.

5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.

5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.

5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

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