"MaZa Naaa Aaye tU paisY wapiSsss"

17 crore NABEENA PAKISTANION ko 15 Pathan Bhaion ka ShukarGuzar hona
chahiye jinhone ZOR-e-NASWAR per CHAND dakh kr EID ko MUMKIN bnaya...

1st Pathan: Yeh Mera Mehman Hey
2nd Pathan: Nahin, Yeh Pehle Mere Pas aai thi is liye yeh mera mehman hey.
1st pathan: agar tum apna zid nahin choregi to hum is mehaman ko goli maregi.
Mehman: Khan sahab mujhe bachao nahin to yeh mejhe jan se mar dega
2nd patahan Bhalle goli mar de, yeh mera ek mehaman maregi hum is ka 2 mehaman maregi...:P

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. 
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai ...

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy. 

Aur 

Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye? 





Aray Sahi Pehchana 


Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)

Pathan Duzakh se nikla 
chupky se janat me ghusa. 
Frishte ne pakr k bohut mara 

Pathan:Mat maro 
Hum jannati hy, 
Duzakh me sirf 
Gul khan ko Naswar deny 
Gaya tha