bush:tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?
pathan:nhi
bush:tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy!
pathan:tumhain tairna ata hy?
bush:yes
pathan:tum main aur kuttay mn kia faraq hy!!!!!!!?

Doctor: ye syrup 2 chammach subhah, 2 dopahar, aur 2 raat ko 3 din tak lena hay.....
Pathan: apna dawai apnay pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chammach nhi hay!

Pathan ko khawab mn kisi ne QATAL kardia!!!

Subhah pathan ne apna HBL ka account close karwadia!!!!!!

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Q K HBL ap k khawabon ko haqiqat mn badal sakta hy....

Pathan bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,

aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.

Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,

Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!