Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,

Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya...

2 seater plane crashed in a Kabrustan in Peshawar. 

Next day headline: Ek hawai jahaz crash hogia, pathano ne 250 dead bodies 

dhoond nikali, aur talash jari hai....

Pathan Sardar Se: 
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai? 

Sardar: Nahi Yara.. 

Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.

Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga...

1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi.. 
Poocha: Q...? 
Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga...

Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha.......! 
Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun...