Shar Jungle main Janwaron ko Unki zaat bta rha tha Rha Tha k
Sher-RAJPUT
Cheeta-JUTT
Hathi-BUTT
Ghora-MALiK
Gdha-PTHAN
Gdha Chila K Bola
Bhai Me Gdha He Theek ho...
1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay...
Pathan rakshe wale se: Bhai Abdulaha shah gazi ki mazar jao ge.
Rakshe Wala: Ji han jaun ga.
Pathan:Ye lo theli Mere liye Chawal letay aana.. ..
pathan ko 1 jaduu ka chiraag mila,
Usne usko ragra to Jin nikla.
jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao!
pathan:
1) khubssorat ghar ho!
Ghar aa gaya
2) Us mai bohat ameer log rehte hon!
Log aagaye
3) Pathan: ab humko wahan ka chokidaar lagwa do...
Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha
"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yaha bethe ho?
Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" 
Air hostess ( pathan se ): Sir, aap kia lena pasand karen ge?
Pathan: mere liay Taveez wali chai lao.
Air hostess: sir, wo taveez wali nahi tea bag wali chai hai...
