Ek pathan hotel mai soop pe raha tha,
kisi ne kaha khan sahab soop mai makkhi hai.
Pathan: to kya huwa,Dil bara hona chaiye,makkhi konsa saara soop pe jayegi..!!!
Teacher:
"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
Petrol rate barhne par "PATHAN" bola
"ham ko koi fark ni parhta petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka
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Hum pehle b 100 ka dalwata tha or ab bhi 100 ka hi dalwata hay...
Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan sahab Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai
PATHAN: O Mera “KHUDA”
Yeh Kiasa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Me Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Me Peda Hua hy..:-)
1 pathan angoor baich raha tha magar keh raha tha aalu lelo,
aadmi: khan saab ye to angoor hain..
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhiyan aa jayi gi...
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You....
Ek Pathan nay ek College banaya par us main kisi nay admission hi nahin lia why?
socho?
because us college ka naam tha
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Govt. Women College for Boys...
