Pathan attending an interview in a Software House. 
Manager: Do U know MS Office? 
Pathan: If U give me the address I will go there sir…

Techer:Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai 

To HmKo Roshni Pehle or 
Awaz Bad Mein Q Aati Hai? 

Pathan:q K Hamari Ankhen Agey Hen or Kaan Peeche hen...

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila 
Jis par likha tha,, 
. 
. 
. "Eid Mubarak" 

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola 


"khair Mubarak" 

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya: 

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya, 

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain. 

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha. 

AAL IZ WELL. 

AAL IZ WELL....

Pathan sakht Garmi mai 2 Coat Pehan k ghar mai Paint kr rha tha 


Admi:2 Coat q Pehne hein? 


Pathan: Dibay pe Likha hy k Ache Colour k Liye 2 Coat Zarori hen...

Ek Pathan Darya Mai Doob Raha Tha. 

Dobtey Dobtey Us K Hath Mai Ek Machli Aa Gai. 

Usney Usey Pakar Kar Bahar Phenka Aur Kaha: 



"Ja Tu to Apni Jaan Bacha Le"

Pathan: Yar Mere Pas Paise Nahi Hai Mujhe Kapre Lena Hain Kya Karun? 

Dost: To Bank Se Loan Le Lo. 

Pathan: Loan To Le Lon Magar Hum Ko Sirf Cotton Pehan'ne Ki Aadat Hai...