Phatan ne apni girlfrnd ko kiss kya 
phir bura sa muu bna k thook dya ur bola 
. 
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"Naswar ka maza kharab kr dya tu ne" 

Pathan: Raat Mujhe ksi ne Chaqu dikha kar loot liya 

Major Rohail: Lekin tere paas to humesha Gun hoti hai 

Pathan: Wo mene Chupa di thi,Wrna wo bhi le jata...

Pathan ka shair: 
Na Botal main,Na jaar main. 
Na hotel main na Bar main. 
Na bike peh, Na car main... 
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein. 
Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein....

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin: 
Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua... 
Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga??? 
Zaroorat Khan....

Pathan to shopkeeper: 
Easy Load hai? 
Shopkeeper: Jee haan janab. 
Pathan: 10 ka naswar Load karo........

aik pathan ne apne paas inti saari mobile ki batteriayan rakhi huwi thin 

aik admi ne poocha:o khan saahib ye kia 

pathan:jab b hamare mobile me likha huwa ata hai "battery low" to hum battery kharid leta hai....

usman lagta hai pathan k pechay paray huye ho hath dho k

khyal krna is forum pr koi pathan aa gia to phir us ne jo gun chupa li thi wo nikal na ly 

@samAn siSss....HEhehehehe hath dhhooo k nhee paRa hwa bsss mazA aata hai.... :P  oR agR koI patthAn aaya tU dkh lain gY ....

@mzone tnxx for lyking dear...:)