Pathan hospital k bahir zor zor se ro raha tha.
Kisi ne pucha k:"Q ro rahe ho?
Pathan:"20 saal baad beta paida hua,wo b "CHOTA SA"...
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.
Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.
Pathan:
Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye....
Pathan's wife:
"Aaj hum ne special khana banaya hy,
Jisko kha k aap khushi sy pagal ho jao gy."
Pathan:
"JAN aisa kia pakaya hy?"
Wife:
"NASWAR GOSHT".
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua!
Pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
Pathan ne jawaab diya:
N=no
W=women
F=for
P=pathan. ! ! !
Pathan ne bnk se loan le kr car li
Lekn loan waps na kr ska to Bank wale car le gae
Pathan:Pehle Pta hota to shadi bhi bnk se loan le kr krta....
Pathan: Kya tumhare mobile main paise hain?
Admi: Haan hain.
Pathan: To 2 “chai” hi mangwa lo....
Major Rohail:
U know swiming?
Phatan: NO
Major Rohail:
Dog is better then u,It swims
Phatan:
U know swiming?
Major Rohail: YES
Phatan:
Thn whts da difrnc btwen u & Dog...
