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fUnny Jokessss...:P (Pathan Special) (neW)(9)
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Feb 02 2012, 7:41 pm - by Angel_Eyazzzzz

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Some sardar are genius. like this one.

Ek baar exam main question tha,

"Challenge kise kehte hain?"

Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.

"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh"




Phatan namaz par rha tha
Major Rohail us k bare me ksi ko bola
"Khan sab bohat Namazi,Parhaizgar ur mutaaqi hai"
Phatan NAMAZ tor kr bola"

"Haj b kya hova hy





Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao.

Pathan bohat soch kar bola:



"Al-Androoni"





Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya: 
Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai. 



Pathan ne Deewar pe likha... 
ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO...





ek Admi Pathan se bola 
Khan Sahab! Kal mein ne phone kiya app ne uthaya Q nh, 

Pathan: Kyun Uthata? ye jo hum ne 30 rupe deke Gaana Lagwaya hai wo tera Baap Sunega....





Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati 

Pathan:- 
Chup Ho Jao Kamino 
Amma Kya suzuki Kra K Gai Hy…!


Tafsee|ein chorO!!! BaS itna sunO!!! tUm Bichar gaye oR hUm Bikhar gaye....

Feb 02 2012, 8:39 pm - Replied by: sar219pk

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very nyc jokes sharing and keep sharing more like this



Feb 02 2012, 9:50 pm - Replied by: Angel_Eyazzzzz

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Hmmm tnxxxxxuuu bRoo for lyking...


Tafsee|ein chorO!!! BaS itna sunO!!! tUm Bichar gaye oR hUm Bikhar gaye....

Feb 02 2012, 10:00 pm - Replied by: samra

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hmmm nice collection..keep sharing


Teacher: 
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..;)

Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ;>

Pathan:

Main ne ..... yahooo.. ... 
Chutti.

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Feb 02 2012, 10:14 pm - Replied by: Angel_Eyazzzzz

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Hehehe tn Xxx samRa deaR foR lyking & alsoo tn Xxx 4 superr jOke....:)


Tafsee|ein chorO!!! BaS itna sunO!!! tUm Bichar gaye oR hUm Bikhar gaye....

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