Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Sardar ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh"

Phatan namaz par rha tha
Major Rohail us k bare me ksi ko bola
"Khan sab bohat Namazi,Parhaizgar ur mutaaqi hai"
Phatan NAMAZ tor kr bola"
"Haj b kya hova hy

Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao.
Pathan bohat soch kar bola:
"Al-Androoni"

Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:
Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.
Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...
ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO...

ek Admi Pathan se bola
Khan Sahab! Kal mein ne phone kiya app ne uthaya Q nh,
Pathan: Kyun Uthata? ye jo hum ne 30 rupe deke Gaana Lagwaya hai wo tera Baap Sunega....

Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
Pathan:-
Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Kra K Gai Hy…!
