Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.
1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.
Dr: wat problm.
Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya ho...
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La Kr Rakh Dia.
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk Betha Raha Phir Chillany Laga.
O Kocha Naan Rkh k Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ...
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
Phir Us ne
Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke....
1 darya k kinaare 2 sardar darya me dahee daal rahe thay...
Pathan:Oe Khocha tum ye kiya karta...??
Sardar:Ham lassi bana rahe hai..
Pathan:HaA haa haaa..!!
oe pagal ka bacha.!!Log isi liye to tum par lateefa banata hai...
Itna lassi tumra baap piye ga...???
Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message....
Teacher: 2 Aisi Cheezo k naam batao,
Jinhe Nashte me Nahi Kha Sakte.
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Pathan: Sir, Lunch aur Dinner....
Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya.
Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga.
Kisi Ne Waja pochi
Pathan: Ye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti.
Admi: Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.
Pathan: Wo To Mujhe B Pata Hai.
Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le,
Irade par Bhi 1 Neki hai....
