Teacher :qayamat k din zamin phat jaye gi asman tukre tukre hojaye ga garz
hr cheez fana ho jy gi.
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Pathan: sir to kia us din school ki chutti hogi....
Grammar teacher to pathan
"sadia rozana larkoon sy milti hy"
Batao is jumly may sadia kia hy?
Pathan.sadia Begairat hy. TALBAN ko inform karna chaiye....
Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife
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Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"
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Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:
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Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana....
Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .
Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?
Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai....
Breaking News
ATM @ Tariqroad Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab's Wife Put Hairpin In Machine Whn It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ;)
Pathan Proposed a Girl.
With a Romantic Poetry
Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,
Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta....
Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.
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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
Punjabi: "Hum taleem mein peechay hain".
Sindhi: "Hum Jobs mein peechay hain".
Balochi: "Hum zara'at mein peeche hain".
Pathan: "Hum jaan boojh k peechay hein.
