Foji:Sir!Humey dushman ne charon tarf se gheir liya hai
Pathan Major: Excellent!Yani k ab Hum kisi bhi tarf se dushman pe attack kr skty hen...
Teacher: ittefak ka jumla banao?
Pathan Student: Jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha usi din "Ittefak" se meri maa k bhi shaadi tha :-)
gadhy ne pathan ko lat mari or bhag giya.
pathan us k pichy bhaga agy usy zebra mila.
pathan zebre ko lat mar k bolta h
swaiter pehen k ullo banata hy....
Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network...
Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Paida Huye Aur Unhon ne Kahan Taleem Hasil Ki?
PATHAN: Wo Hospital Main Paida Huye Aur School Main Taleem Hasil Ki. :P
1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li phir toba krny laga k zehan me shetan aa gya tha,
usi wakt shetan aya or bola:Ulu k pathay ye harkt to mere zehan me b nahi thi...
Dost Pathan Se:
Yaar
kya baat hy
Aaj Tumhara Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain..!
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Pathan:
Fakhar Se!
Yaara
Aaj Hum Apni Baji ka Mobile Le Aaya Hy
