Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
*************************************************************************** aik sardar apne shoulder pe parrot ko bitha ke ja raha tha
kissi ne poocha " ye janwar kahan se laye ho?"
parrot foran bola "punjab se"
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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
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Some sardar are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
“Challenge kise kehte hain?”
Sardar ne sare page khali sorry ker aakhri page per likha.
“Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh.”
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Teacher to Sardar : Qatil kise kehte hien...??
Sardar : pata nahi
Teacher : agar tum apne baap ko qatal ker do to tum kya kehlaoo ge...???
Sardar : YATEEM...
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Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha
Tourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?
Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge
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sardarji ko Telenor main costumer care officer ki job mil gayi
Caller: sim block ho gayi hai
Sardar: phenk issay aur Warid ki nayi sim daal le
apna khayal rakhiye ga
Ufone call karne ka shukria
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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
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.
.
Railway Station
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Teen sardar bed pe so rahy thay,
un teeenoooon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir aik sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa
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Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
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Bush to Sardar:Kya Tumhe Swiming aati Hai?
Sardar:No
Bush:Tumse Kuta Acha He
Sardar:Tumhe Ati Hai?
Bush:Yes
Sardar: To Phir tum mein or Kuttay mein Kia Farak?;(
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